Hi cock-shitters, Queef Richard's here
I've gone out for a pub lunch, how about THAT???
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:22, archived)

no fucking way lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:23, archived)

Next you will claim to have friends!
You crazy jester!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:24, archived)

I'm quite the japester

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:26, archived)

Get some billy up you!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:49, archived)

standard

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 15:04, archived)

Now shit it out

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 15:08, archived)

Sean Connery off the dating circuit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 15:49, archived)

Shteak shaushe everywhere

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:16, archived)

SHIT IN MY NUTSACK

(Great Forum Banter, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 15:56, archived)

I'm at my parents' house
My nephew made lunch today and there's visitors here, so the oven cleaning has been postponed, which I'm quite happy about. Might have a pint or two later.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 16:00, archived)

I went to the pub yesterday, first time in yonks
And Suella fucking Braverman walked past. Nearly threw up my Bierra Moretti
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 16:42, archived)

BULLSHIT

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 23 Jun 2024, 16:57, archived)

Sadly it's true
Couple of people I know saw her in town during the day, so I assumed she'd fucked off by the time I went out, but no
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:02, archived)

Keir Starmer was on a building site a few hundred yards from my house, SO THERE.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:03, archived)

Yeah, that's preferable, I suppose

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:05, archived)

Fiona Bruce was a mile and a half away, true story

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:15, archived)

restraining order?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:19, archived)

That's quite a specific distance. How can you be sure?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:36, archived)

restraining order

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:37, archived)

Of course.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:40, archived)

The BBC thing was filmed at the university. It's about a half hour walk from here.
The end.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:40, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8416575
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)

I had the opportunity to run over Chris Law MP last week
as he crossed the road in front of me while I was driving home from work. However he was wearing a hi-vis tabard rather than the tweed suit for cunts I normally see him in, so I slowed down.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:53, archived)

So you nearly broke a Law oh hahaha

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 23 Jun 2024, 17:55, archived)

I see what you did there!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 18:01, archived)

Restraining order?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jun 2024, 0:51, archived)