Morning troops
Off allotmenting today, want any veg?
Lol, vag
Then a few beers and home for early dinner watching England getting chucked from the contest
You?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:03, archived)

might toe rape a terrapin

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:08, archived)

I have seen a documentary on that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:18, archived)

never heard it called that before

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:19, archived)

No.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 8:30, archived)

oh go on

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:15, archived)

Have a swede xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:20, archived)

You ARE a veg

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 9:19, archived)

Spring onions
And maybe a savoy cabbage
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:02, archived)

yes please, got any fennel? I want to make a fennel slaw to accompany my bbq chicken

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:15, archived)

I want to make a fennel slaw to accompany my bbq chicken sorted
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:34, archived)

naughty naughty very naughty

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:36, archived)

We've got 2 brick wall "gardens" at either side of the car park
A couple who live in the first house on the street has been looking after one of them for years. They're about 3 feet high, which is good because no kneeling. The couple have grown herbs and small veg there the last few years. This year, they've grown fennel, chives, wild garlic and mint. Anyone is free to take some, but hardly anyone does
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:14, archived)

I've only ever had wild garlic in restaurants, I'd love to be able to get hold of it in season

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:48, archived)

I often take some chives
And chive flowers look lovely in a salad. They've only got about 4 fennel plants, as the gardens are like round turrets and only about 6 feet in diameter, so I'm hesitant to take one until I see one of the neighbours and ask if it's OK
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:52, archived)

In Italian, their word for fennell is also a pejorative term for effeminate gay men

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:36, archived)

Finnochio

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:37, archived)

when they tell a lie, their knobs grow

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 11:49, archived)

oooh boys cheeky beers
touch my tum,such is life
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 10:43, archived)