have you tried sleeping underwater?

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 17:17, archived)

shit. are you trying it now?

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:10, archived)

alright Luca Brasi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:11, archived)

no comment

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:13, archived)

It is difficult to comment while you're being garotted, fair enough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:57, archived)

wiv da anglers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:41, archived)

oh no
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 20:15, archived)

I can't breathe underwater
I wasn't attempting to, I just had to put my phone down and help clean shit off the baby, the floor and the couch.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)

you need to eat better

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:24, archived)

it wasn't my shit
nappy explosion
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:28, archived)

buy better nappies?
shit nappies are terrible for exploding
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 18:28, archived)