Oh bpd is a camel knobber
Not only that, he frots
Types a lot of shite with his head dobber
Whilst wearing podka dots
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:35, archived)

Your autocorrect has never heard of a dobber

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:36, archived)

dobber (plural dobbers)
1. Alternative form of dauber (“marker pen used for bingo cards”)
2. (UK, derogatory) A member of the working class in Scotland or Ireland who is seen as undereducated, with poor taste, especially in clothes, and poor social skills; closely connected to chav.
3. (Australia, UK, derogatory) One who dobs (informs against or implicates to authority).
Nikki is such a dobber, she told the teacher that I hit Karen in the playground.
4. (British, informal) Any small electronic device that plugs directly into a larger one, such as a wireless scoring system in fencing or a USB mass storage device.
5. (British, Ireland, chiefly dialect) A large marble.
6. (US, regional) A float (as used by an angler).
7. A dabchick.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:40, archived)

Time on your hands today?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:41, archived)

I was actually looking for definitions that included the gardening tool,
but apparently that's a dibber.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:43, archived)

It is indeed
Which reminds me, I still haven't found my secateurs
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:45, archived)

try looking in the last place

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 7:51, archived)

isn't 4 a 'dongle'?

(piss and shit, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:16, archived)

like you've never rammed your dobber into a USB port

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 13:22, archived)

BPD, it's easy as 2-16-4

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:42, archived)

This made me laugh so loud that it scared the cat

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 12:44, archived)

oh no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:30, archived)

I've just got the joke

(piss and shit, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:40, archived)

I'm genuinely sorry I've written it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:00, archived)

-18 lol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 21:02, archived)