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Hola muff-guff's, how's it going
I woke up today with tapas on my mind. Might go to Jose Pizarro's gaff in Bermondsey. My pal cancelled his birthday drinks as several attendees have covid so I have a free evening

u?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 13:22, archived)
Usual parental visit
Then maybe get a haircut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)
We live rock and roll on /chat don't we?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:24, archived)
would be a no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:26, archived)
my day has become far more amusing
my great-niece has started walking and she's off like a fucking rocket the second my nephew takes his eyes off her, he's going insane trying to stop her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:14, archived)
You sort of drag it down with your constant blog. We would rather try and amuse each other, but we got qftw forced on us. I hope you all die , still. Been years and you are all still a cancer. Eat shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 21:08, archived)
I'm really enjoying the football this time around

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 22:14, archived)
Number one is back from Hogwarts in a bit so making a chili
She is off to Saudi for the Summer so as long as she isn't kidnapped/converted to Mussa I hope she enjoys it
Oh and footy watching
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)
home tapas is killing music

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:25, archived)
hey mofs
any recommendations for a cheap night out in Noo Yoik?
Most of these websites you get nowadays want to sell me broadway tickets for hundreds of dollars but there must be affordable stuff in a city thst size
(piss and shit, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:17, archived)
wear a sandwich board that says "Trump is a cunt"
oh, the locals you'll meet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:53, archived)
Quite tempted to do a Borat outside Trump Tower

(piss and shit, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:54, archived)
do it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:32, archived)
At least 7 years since I went to the city I'm afraid, and didn't really do nightlife there. daytime, central park is always great, the guggenheim usually is good, the village obviously

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 19:49, archived)
nice one, ta
yeah daytime is pretty sorted, tickets bought for guggenheim and moma etc.
Just wanted to figure out some stuff for the evenings
(piss and shit, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 19:55, archived)
fentanyl and hookers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 22:12, archived)
obvs

(piss and shit, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 22:14, archived)
working till about 10
then I might hump a hamster, go old school
(piss and shit, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:25, archived)
prolly bugger a budgie

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:39, archived)
classic move

(piss and shit, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:14, archived)
might have a beer

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:38, archived)
Just had a glass of champagne

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:39, archived)
still or sparkling?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 18:22, archived)