Hola muff-guff's, how's it going
I woke up today with tapas on my mind. Might go to Jose Pizarro's gaff in Bermondsey. My pal cancelled his birthday drinks as several attendees have covid so I have a free evening

u?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 13:22, archived)

Usual parental visit
Then maybe get a haircut
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)

We live rock and roll on /chat don't we?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:24, archived)

would be a no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:26, archived)

my day has become far more amusing
my great-niece has started walking and she's off like a fucking rocket the second my nephew takes his eyes off her, he's going insane trying to stop her
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:14, archived)

You sort of drag it down with your constant blog. We would rather try and amuse each other, but we got qftw forced on us. I hope you all die , still. Been years and you are all still a cancer. Eat shit.

( mongychops, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 21:08, archived)

I'm really enjoying the football this time around

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 22:14, archived)

Number one is back from Hogwarts in a bit so making a chili
She is off to Saudi for the Summer so as long as she isn't kidnapped/converted to Mussa I hope she enjoys it
Oh and footy watching
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)

home tapas is killing music

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 14:25, archived)

hey mofs
any recommendations for a cheap night out in Noo Yoik?
Most of these websites you get nowadays want to sell me broadway tickets for hundreds of dollars but there must be affordable stuff in a city thst size
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:17, archived)

wear a sandwich board that says "Trump is a cunt"
oh, the locals you'll meet
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:53, archived)

Quite tempted to do a Borat outside Trump Tower

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:54, archived)

do it

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 17:32, archived)

At least 7 years since I went to the city I'm afraid, and didn't really do nightlife there. daytime, central park is always great, the guggenheim usually is good, the village obviously

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 19:49, archived)

nice one, ta
yeah daytime is pretty sorted, tickets bought for guggenheim and moma etc.
Just wanted to figure out some stuff for the evenings
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 19:55, archived)

fentanyl and hookers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 22:12, archived)

obvs

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 22:14, archived)

working till about 10
then I might hump a hamster, go old school
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:25, archived)

prolly bugger a budgie

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:39, archived)

classic move

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 16:14, archived)

might have a beer

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:38, archived)

Just had a glass of champagne

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 15:39, archived)

still or sparkling?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 6 Jul 2024, 18:22, archived)