Q. What unexciting but decent-value Far Eastern car was recently elected Prime Minister of the UK?
Sir KIA Starmer!!!
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:10, archived)

I'm Sorry You've Written A Joke

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:14, archived)

Make up a joke, then apologize for being born

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:16, archived)

Apparently Russell Brand is writing a biography of his personal chef

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:17, archived)

Russell Brand is a grifting nonce.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:25, archived)

Your punchlines need work

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)

Russell Brand needs a punching

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:51, archived)

MY COOKY BOOK YOU FUCKING AWKWARD CUNTS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 15:46, archived)

Sorry, I'd managed to wipe the existence of that book from my memory.
Thanks for giving me it back.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 15:50, archived)

parklife!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 17:38, archived)

Replacing the Nishan Sunnyk!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:18, archived)

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:22, archived)

It's a sickness

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2024, 14:32, archived)