I dunno
The flight is less than 2 hours so none of the extras are worth paying for. The flight itself was exactly the same as every other short-haul airline I've taken in the last decade.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 10:32, archived)

But that last part is probably a result of the Ryanairification of all the other cheap and cheap-ish airlines.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:11, archived)

If I ever want to take a suitcase or have a drink on a flight
I'll just pay for it, but I generally don't miss either of those options. The befuddling flight-buying process is a fucking nightmare though.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41, archived)

I'm flying long-haul next week
and just existing beyond needing to sit somewhere cost me in the region of £240 extra
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)

Oh really? You hadn't mentioned your forthcoming travel plans.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:02, archived)

He's taking the dirt road to Suckham

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:14, archived)

That's one of the best ways to Suckham

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:55, archived)

fucking hell
pay attention you prick, it's all I've been banging on about for a month
(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)

TWTJ, you miserable fuckstain

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:49, archived)

you're not very good at this are you?

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 18:47, archived)