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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 6:38, archived)
morning beepeedoopeewoopeedee

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 7:00, archived)
morning everybody

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 7:22, archived)
Bit early for that kind of language

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 7:57, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:39, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:10, archived)
Yes
Anyone painting themselves orange this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:25, archived)
I am, yes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:25, archived)
Splendid!
What shade? Give Pantone or HTML codes.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:50, archived)
#bollox

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:25, archived)
#ffuck1ngstup1dfuck1ngcunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:56, archived)
We flew Ryanair
It was fine. Just like any other airline. I’ve avoided it for years because that O’Leary guy gave the impression it was fucking horrible but it’s totally normal.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:27, archived)
OK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:28, archived)
He fucked Leeds United though so it's ok

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)
What, all of them?
Exhausting.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:50, archived)
and the supporters club and groundstaff

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)
And the tea lady

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:56, archived)
people with an allergy to cockroach spoor dust are also set off by pre-ground staff

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:03, archived)
unfortunately his bullshittery is infectious
charging extra for things on the flight that were part of the ticket since flight began like sitting next to someone or having a meal on a long haul flight.

The guy is a cunt and other airlines know they can get away with it too now
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)
They are cunts too

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:52, archived)
Like fitting an extra row of seats in, reducing leg room even more.
Hard plastic seats with thin removable "cushions".
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:56, archived)
I dunno
The flight is less than 2 hours so none of the extras are worth paying for. The flight itself was exactly the same as every other short-haul airline I've taken in the last decade.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 10:32, archived)
But that last part is probably a result of the Ryanairification of all the other cheap and cheap-ish airlines.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:11, archived)
If I ever want to take a suitcase or have a drink on a flight
I'll just pay for it, but I generally don't miss either of those options. The befuddling flight-buying process is a fucking nightmare though.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41, archived)
I'm flying long-haul next week
and just existing beyond needing to sit somewhere cost me in the region of £240 extra
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:55, archived)
Oh really? You hadn't mentioned your forthcoming travel plans.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:02, archived)
He's taking the dirt road to Suckham

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:14, archived)
That's one of the best ways to Suckham

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 14:55, archived)
fucking hell
pay attention you prick, it's all I've been banging on about for a month
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:47, archived)
TWTJ, you miserable fuckstain

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 15:49, archived)
you're not very good at this are you?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 18:47, archived)
It is fucking horrible, and so is O'Leary.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:53, archived)
This explains why he's always in a bad mood on here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 11:41, archived)
Poor old Dermot :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 12:02, archived)
He's a cunt too

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 13:14, archived)
Right now Kofi, all I can think of is 'oceanic'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 10 Jul 2024, 8:33, archived)
Morning comrade
Fancy a nice cuppa and a biscuit?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 9:14, archived)