morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 7:58, archived)

aye go on then

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:25, archived)

How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:57, archived)

47

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 10:00, archived)

Interesting. Do you think this is optimal?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 10:26, archived)

or optimum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:37, archived)

he didn't ask you

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:13, archived)

depends how big they are

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:13, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:28, archived)

friday?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:52, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 9:58, archived)

Fuck yeah

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 10:04, archived)

You think using big words makes me feel stupid do you?
Well it DOESN'T.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 11:52, archived)

word of the day: sessile
alt: thigmotropism
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 11:57, archived)

You can't make me learn.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:05, archived)

i'll bury you so deep in useless verbiage you won't know which way to dig

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:33, archived)

Phenyldihydrochloride benzelex.
Street: 've Embalmer.'
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:09, archived)

^ Hyperbariatric

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:04, archived)