morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 23 Jul 2024, 6:10, archived)

COFFEE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 7:04, archived)

Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 7:17, archived)

Big hairy balls, cuntface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 8:30, archived)

When the bollocks fell

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 9:10, archived)

Bollocks on the ocean

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 9:29, archived)

When the bollocks get tough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 9:32, archived)

Get out of my bollocks, get into my car

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 10:12, archived)

I Sleep Much Better In Someone Else's Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 10:54, archived)

steamy bollocks?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:19, archived)

Our systems are still down st work and email had just informed me
Still have to go in though
I intend sitting on.my splendid manly buttocks, scratching and fucking about on the phone
Gadzooks
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 7:17, archived)

JIZZSTENCH

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 9:11, archived)

JIZZ'S TENCH
SPUNK'S PERCH
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 11:16, archived)

I am Mystic Smeg.
Marvel at my prognosticative prowess you shits!

Joe Biden will die of old age shortly after the election in November but no-one will notice.

Butter will become more expensive.

Spains attitude problem with alcoholics from Britain going there on holiday and weeing on everything will ignite a resurgence of the British holiday industry causing Margate to emerge as an economic powerhouse and chief financial rival to the Square Mile.

These are my mystical pronouncements and as such are beyond contestation.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 11:37, archived)

alrite spanishfly

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 23 Jul 2024, 16:24, archived)