Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:06, archived)

I've decided to throw my hat into the ring and stand as Tory leader
Please vote for me
Lol ring
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:12, archived)

Have you seen the ring?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:26, archived)

I've seen a few rings

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:43, archived)

It needs a wire brush and Dettol tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:47, archived)

please stop typing "tbh" after every other fucking post you brainfart into the world
unless you're trying to imply that all your other posts aren't you being honest
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:56, archived)

He should just stop posting tbh

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:28, archived)

he won't though, but at least we can try and limit the damage to everyone else's brain cells tbh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:29, archived)

Might put him on 2.0 tbh

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:31, archived)

no way lol tbh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:36, archived)

Who was the QoTWer that ended every post with cheers like some kind of fucking email signature?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:40, archived)

Legless.
He's dead now anyway.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:45, archived)

Real dead or dead to beeta?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:56, archived)

I assume he's real dead.
During lockdown he was tweeting about being treated for Stage 4 lung cancer.

You say you're a doctor, you do the maths.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:58, archived)

He'll be fine as long as he stuck some CBD down his japper

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:02, archived)

Fucking hell

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:04, archived)

cheers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:06, archived)

Fuck off Legless

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:07, archived)

Cheers

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8418988
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:09, archived)

Cheers

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8418990
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:10, archived)

Cheers

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:11, archived)

Had enough of this tbh

Cheers
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:11, archived)

Cheers tbh

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:15, archived)

It's important for you to know that I am not letting this get to me.
I am perfectly calm.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:16, archived)

Cheers.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:16, archived)

I AM CALM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:18, archived)

I'm not a tweet chum with him I'm surprised you are

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:08, archived)

Cheers.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 11:09, archived)

4 + 1 = 5

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 14:44, archived)

I am a lying git tbh
You jizzdrinker
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:28, archived)

bit homophobic tbh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:36, archived)

Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:20, archived)

And a tattered windsock of an anus to you, sir!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:26, archived)

Morning

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:26, archived)

Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:26, archived)

Morning bollocks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:37, archived)

piss off

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:43, archived)

Morning 🌄

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:08, archived)

shakira lezzing it up with scarlett johansson

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:28, archived)

^ beautiful cabin crew, why don't pictures like this ever trend

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 10:38, archived)