I was turned away from the blood donation centre yesterday
because I've been to Marseille in the last couple of weeks. Apparently, it's a risk for dengue fever and a whole load of other mosquito-spread nasties and I DID GET BITTEN A LOT BY THE MOZZIES.

So here I am with a pint more blood than I expected today.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)

They won't take my blood
Because I have to have supplements
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:31, archived)

Obligatory Tony Hancock
www.youtube.com/watch?v=utdW5A_9OBo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:31, archived)

Fancy a pint later?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:51, archived)

That'd be nearly an armful

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 9:54, archived)

They used to refuse my blood due to the frequency of anal sex
I'm sure mosquitos will be allowed in time.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 10:35, archived)

what if mosquitos don't want anal sex?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:43, archived)

Tough shit.

(morning 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:49, archived)

a gnat's chuff is literally as tight as a gnat's chuff

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 12:55, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)

dunno, not fucked a man one

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:10, archived)

Buttocks to them

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:21, archived)

I had no idea anal sex had a characteristic frequency.
But if you're finding that it 'killer-hurts', I suggest using more lube or asking your partner to slow down a bit.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:55, archived)

Or using mosquitos

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)