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They used to refuse my blood due to the frequency of anal sex
I'm sure mosquitos will be allowed in time.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 10:35, archived)
what if mosquitos don't want anal sex?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:43, archived)
Tough shit.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 26 Jul 2024, 11:49, archived)
a gnat's chuff is literally as tight as a gnat's chuff

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 12:55, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)
dunno, not fucked a man one

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 15:10, archived)
Buttocks to them

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:21, archived)
I had no idea anal sex had a characteristic frequency.
But if you're finding that it 'killer-hurts', I suggest using more lube or asking your partner to slow down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Jul 2024, 13:55, archived)
Or using mosquitos

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Jul 2024, 14:23, archived)