Just walked out of the local market in Lisbon and a guy outside the door asked if I wanted to buy cocaine.
Was with my wife and two young daughters at the time, must have looked like I needed it
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)

if you see him again buy me a henry and post it pls m8

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:30, archived)

oh nm forgot where lisbon is for a minute there

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 20:31, archived)

I'm batman

( mongychops, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 21:27, archived)

prove it!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:22, archived)

He was probably offering an exchange, if only you spoke the language.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:30, archived)

a few summers back I emerged from Kings Cross Tube all sweaty and starving
and a dude offered me heroin. Did wonder quite how bad I looked
(piss and shit, Thu 1 Aug 2024, 22:44, archived)

a girl came up to me at kings cross and asked if i wanted any business

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 4:48, archived)

Did you give her your card?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 8:57, archived)

I used to work in soho
got asked if I wanted a girlfriend or a massage more times than I can remember
I obvs look like a sex case
(piss and shit, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 9:47, archived)