Fucking hell.
I just had a stressful experience that I shan't bore you with.
Have you recently had a stressful experience that you shan't bore us with?
Share no details about it here.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:38, archived)

I have
but as I've been asked not to share, I shan't.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:48, archived)

Fucking hell, eh?
Fucking hell.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:03, archived)

yer

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)

Fuckin' 'ell.
Or should that be fuckin'ell?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:04, archived)

or a third thing

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:33, archived)

No.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:57, archived)

I reckon you only came out of hiding to see the candles!
Watchin' you!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 16:58, archived)

I came back because reddit, Twitter, BlueSky, Facebook, 4chan and Mumsnet are all shit.
So is /talk, but at least it’s a familiar shit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:12, archived)

A grim selection for sure.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:14, archived)

20 happy flaming candles up your bum™

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)

Thanks darling.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:11, archived)

No
I've had a lovely day of swimming, cafe, pub and now back in my mate's on the vodka and a shoe delivery on the way
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:36, archived)

Fuck shoe.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:31, archived)

That would be very uncomfortable

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:35, archived)

duckduckgo.com/?q=habitat+loss+from+cocaine+production
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:47, archived)

yeah probably

( $$ ✅, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 17:59, archived)

That's the name of my new band

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 18:16, archived)

"a stressful experience that I shan't bore you with"?
Or "that's"?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:33, archived)

Maybe..maybe not

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:07, archived)

Summer, summer, summertime
Time to sit back and unwind

No stress here, just good vibes
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 19:59, archived)

U OK hun? x

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 21:02, archived)

Yip.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Aug 2024, 21:05, archived)