If it's your big toe then it's gout, if it's one of the others it's nowt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 12:56, archived)

I did think gout
but it's more likely my vitamin d defficiency kicking off - I've not been taking my tablets the last couple of days.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 13:36, archived)

do you live in a cave?

( MiseryCunt, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 13:45, archived)

I worked on a clinical trial comparing gout treatments for several years, true story.
My educated guess [albeit without access to serum urate level data, or patient history - apart from regular bragging about overindulgence on here, which is anecdotal but persuasive]: it's fucking gout.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 16:52, archived)

Oh well.
Shan't cheer myself up with a roast beef dinner and bottle of claret then.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:11, archived)

Don't forget the cheese board!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:15, archived)