My duck is not having a lovely day, it has a beak-wasting disease.

How do you know?

Its bill withers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)

my nose is broken. how do i know it's broken? because it's running with a limp.

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

My dog has no cock
...How does it make love?
...It's a bitch lols
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)

t s m
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:24, archived)

Bit rude really

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)

Sorry. Love you.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:38, archived)

xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:00, archived)

how do you turn a duck into a soul singer
stick it in the oven until

/essentially the same joke
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 19:36, archived)