i've had a lovely day. are you having a lovely day?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:04, archived)

alright Bill Withers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)

can we pretend you didn't say that?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:21, archived)

it’s only Hitler you can’t say

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)

only hitler has the answer

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)

I thought that was Smarties, not Hitler.
I always get those two confused.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)

oh sorry i meant final solution

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:46, archived)

Only Smarties have the final solution.
Fucking Nestlé.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

if hitler was alive today he'd be turning in his grave

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:52, archived)

-turn +post -in his grave +on /links

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:08, archived)

My duck is not having a lovely day, it has a beak-wasting disease.

How do you know?

Its bill withers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)

my nose is broken. how do i know it's broken? because it's running with a limp.

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

My dog has no cock
...How does it make love?
...It's a bitch lols
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)

t s m
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:24, archived)

Bit rude really

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)

Sorry. Love you.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:38, archived)

xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:00, archived)

how do you turn a duck into a soul singer
stick it in the oven until

/essentially the same joke
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 19:36, archived)

I found my secateurs
So I've been mostly pruning, but I am now about to get ready for work
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:17, archived)

are you taking them with you? what are you planning to do?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)

Kill people obvs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:42, archived)

obvs

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

There are some blackberry bushes that grow across the path
Meaning I almost have to walk on the road, so I may take them with me and trim them
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:46, archived)

good girl. maximum respec

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)

I am yeah
Why is your day lovely?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:41, archived)

back home sipping a cold one at one thirty. delicious.

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:47, archived)

Cheers 🍻

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:53, archived)

Cheers!

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:54, archived)

Cheers and beers
I'll be round later with a doner and cider
Wobbly eggs laters yeah?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:11, archived)

-d +b

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)

Hang on, how many articles? You’ve read 917, to be precise. That is an awful lot of free, independent journalism!
Yeah comments that some unpaid intern finds on X don't just post themselves
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:46, archived)

relevant as always mr ha
what are you researching today? what's the most nipples a human can have? i mean scaramanga had 3 so it's got to be more than 12
( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:54, archived)

if you laid all the supernumerary nipples in history end to end, that's weird ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:00, archived)

no kink shaming please

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:06, archived)