Fleas can fuck off.
I think I get a couple on me every time I go to the compost heap, which is next to the fox-shed.

The compost heap fleas must be feeding on birds, rodents, foxes and me, so I must be exposed to some interesting blood diseases. Apologies in advance for any new cross-species plagues.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:44, archived)

Wait, do you have foxes in your fox shed?
Are you milking them every day and shearing them for their fur? If not, what the fuck is a fox shed?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:48, archived)

Fox cheese duh
Similar to dog cheese
Skinning them to make fox gloves too
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:02, archived)

I've got hedgehogs under my shed
but I'm not calling it the hedgehog shed.

I mean I am, but not for that reason
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:03, archived)

I have foxes around and under the shed, but not in the shed afaik.
A fox-shed is a shed that has been taken over (under) by foxes for their own nefarious purposes. They don't live in it, or under it. They store their children and food there.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:27, archived)

Eat shit you colossal mahometan

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 19:20, archived)