First day in my new house.
Might have to go round and wank in each room.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:37, archived)

inevitable strikey n
edit: I thought you said "walk", was that an autocorrect ninja?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:38, archived)

Magic

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:34, archived)

I should have known

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:40, archived)

Sounds great, sign me up!

( $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)

Way ahead of you m8

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:46, archived)

I wondered who that was looking at me

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:35, archived)

Wanking at you

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)

Make sure you crack one off of you have a garden
Two if your neighbours can see
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:51, archived)