Weednoos mornibobs

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:38, archived)

Morning
It's too early for it to be morning
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:47, archived)

i'm awake! ugh.

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:49, archived)

The view from my lighthouse is ace
Want a webcamfeed?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:56, archived)

a webcamdrink would be more preferable

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:18, archived)

I've invented a cocktail
Scrumpy, Stella and blackcurrant and a billy wrap
Lol cock
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:32, archived)

The sun has got his hat on \●/

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:55, archived)

You sound chipper comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:54, archived)

It’s hard to be glum
With a kitten attacking your toes
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:38, archived)

Our last cat was fun as a kitten full of life
Then he grew up his routine was wake, eat, poo and pee, lick balls then back to sleep
Not too bad a life really
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:56, archived)

Depends whose balls.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:43, archived)

First day in my new house.
Might have to go round and wank in each room.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:37, archived)

inevitable strikey n
edit: I thought you said "walk", was that an autocorrect ninja?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:38, archived)

Magic

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:34, archived)

I should have known

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:40, archived)

Sounds great, sign me up!

( $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)

Way ahead of you m8

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:46, archived)

I wondered who that was looking at me

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:35, archived)

Wanking at you

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)

Make sure you crack one off of you have a garden
Two if your neighbours can see
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:51, archived)

Fuck yeah morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:42, archived)

Hump day lol!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:38, archived)

My lovely lady lump day

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:09, archived)

yo

( $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)

Ayeee

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:39, archived)

‘sup g

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:56, archived)

Wurd

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:39, archived)

MINGESTENCH

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:02, archived)

alright Pamela Doove

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:46, archived)

I've taken an impromptu day's holiday
woo yay dibnah
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:09, archived)