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Weednoos mornibobs

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:38, archived)
Morning
It's too early for it to be morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:47, archived)
i'm awake! ugh.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:49, archived)
The view from my lighthouse is ace
Want a webcamfeed?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:56, archived)
a webcamdrink would be more preferable

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:18, archived)
I've invented a cocktail
Scrumpy, Stella and blackcurrant and a billy wrap
Lol cock
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:32, archived)
The sun has got his hat on \●/

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:55, archived)
You sound chipper comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:54, archived)
It’s hard to be glum
With a kitten attacking your toes
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:38, archived)
Our last cat was fun as a kitten full of life
Then he grew up his routine was wake, eat, poo and pee, lick balls then back to sleep
Not too bad a life really
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:56, archived)
Depends whose balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:43, archived)
First day in my new house.
Might have to go round and wank in each room.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:37, archived)
inevitable strikey n
edit: I thought you said "walk", was that an autocorrect ninja?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:38, archived)
Magic

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:34, archived)
I should have known

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:40, archived)
Sounds great, sign me up!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)
Way ahead of you m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:46, archived)
I wondered who that was looking at me

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:35, archived)
Wanking at you

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)
Make sure you crack one off of you have a garden
Two if your neighbours can see
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:51, archived)
Fuck yeah morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:42, archived)
Hump day lol!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:38, archived)
My lovely lady lump day

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:09, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)
Ayeee

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:39, archived)
‘sup g

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:56, archived)
Wurd

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:39, archived)
MINGESTENCH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:02, archived)
alright Pamela Doove

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:46, archived)
I've taken an impromptu day's holiday
woo yay dibnah
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:09, archived)