arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:44, archived)

Gooch gouda

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:44, archived)

On the dating circuit?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:19, archived)

I met a real hottie on the dating circuit.
I just couldn't resistor.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:43, archived)

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:44, archived)

I really haven’t got the capacitor for further puns

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:47, archived)

You sound very intolerant, like that Nigel Farad.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:57, archived)

Apparently he has non-binary sibling
A transistor
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:02, archived)

He's got a strong bias against her and it's been years since he's Zener.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:23, archived)

STOP THIS

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:27, archived)

I'm only doing it because Cheers was encouraging me.
Truth be told, I'm very easily LED.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:34, archived)

You're sparky tonight
Been at the juice?
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:47, archived)

I just felt this place was getting a bit static and needed a good shock to amp things up a little.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:56, archived)

And you're currently doing a fine job!

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:57, archived)

(This is funny because 'Zener' is a type of diode.)

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:27, archived)

It's a dying ode to the pun.

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:31, archived)

Ohmygod

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:32, archived)

*parp*

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:39, archived)

Oh no

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:05, archived)

Oh YES.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:35, archived)

scrotal recall

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:45, archived)

HA CHA CHA CHA

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:19, archived)

scott,

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 17:48, archived)

Meh

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:17, archived)

Hammer Of The Gonads
Three Ballbags Outside Ebbing, Missouri
City Slickers: The Legend Of Curly's Gonad
Intesticular
St. Trinians 2: The Legend Of Fritton's Gonad
Puss In Bollocks
Children Of A Lesser Gonad
The Gland That Bollocks The Cradle
Ballrats
Bollock Beauty
Kinky Bollocks
A Few Gonad Men
Miss Peregrine's Home For Testicular Children
Bollocks Over Broadway
Talladega Nights: The Ballbag Of Ricky Bobby
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:44, archived)

Honey I Shrunk The Gonads
Full Metal Bollocks
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)

Anal

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:19, archived)

Yeah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)

Yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 18:54, archived)

dmedff

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:28, archived)

The Flintstones theme tune, except instead of Flintstones it's Bollocks
Bollocks, meet The Bollocks
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:06, archived)

they're the modern scrotal family
from the, town of ballbag
they're the parts right down from where you wee
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:58, archived)

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 22:58, archived)

Ben Doon and Philip McCrack

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:25, archived)

Ben Doun and Phil McCreviss
Ffs man get it right
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)

I would have accepted Phil McCracken

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:45, archived)

on the dating circuit

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:46, archived)

D'yer know that Patrick Fitzwiiliam

And maybe William Fitzpatrick?
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:26, archived)

My dad knew a bloke called Donald McDonald, true story

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 21 Aug 2024, 19:48, archived)

I had a customer called 'Hamish McSporran' once

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:20, archived)

'Lubi Rodway'

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:21, archived)

'Randy Cummings'

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:21, archived)

I had a client called Gustaf Wank
He was German (of course)
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:29, archived)

He didn't have to ask me twice to call him GUSTAF
Arf
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:33, archived)