morning
another day another dollar
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 7:18, archived)

Speak for yourself Mr Moneybags

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 7:30, archived)

Good morning
Not me, I know
(Fantasma:, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 7:37, archived)

Got a bit of Photek on here

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 8:15, archived)

You can get that off easily enough with a bit of Swarfega.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 8:45, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 8:49, archived)

Morning beepeedee
No wait, is it fuck you beepeedee? I forget.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 9:30, archived)

Fuck you, Aardvark. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 9:34, archived)

Bit harsh mate.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:05, archived)

Not nearly harsh enough

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:09, archived)

Well, it is payday for me

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 8:21, archived)

same here, happy days

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 12:42, archived)

I was surprisingly happy in work yesterday
One of the guys in I.T. asked if today was my last day in work before going on holiday, so I said yes. He said in case he doesn't see me today, to have a drink on him and gave me 20 euros
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 13:06, archived)

less than a quid a day
are you an ethiopian well?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 8:49, archived)

Cheryl Crust
"Dead Kidneys? diabetics or even pre-diabetics should know this..."

I mean, if I wanted to start a tribute band to cover Holiday In Cambodia or Too Drunk To Fuck then I'd have our name and no mistake!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 9:00, archived)

Fresh Fruit for Renal Vegetables

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 9:21, archived)

Fields of the Nephritis

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 9:30, archived)

Transplant Surgery Disasters

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 9:54, archived)

Beth Orton was lovely but her music was really boring.
#topical
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 9:20, archived)

getting my news from b3ta again, RIP in peiece Beth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:37, archived)

She's not dead m8.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:47, archived)

Denial is a powerful stage of grief, but it will pass.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 12:19, archived)

I met her twice

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:40, archived)

COINCIDENCE????? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:41, archived)

Was she lovely?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:47, archived)

Well she got me a restraining order as a gift

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:55, archived)

Actually yes. And she recalled meeting me previously and correctly said where it was
Which I thought was nice.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 10:57, archived)

Ever meet Hope Sandoval?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 11:53, archived)

No
But I do keep hearing Mazzy Star everywhere. Has there been a revival?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 12:00, archived)

Meant to be a 90s revival at the moment.
Wonder if Hope Sandoval is still so beautiful.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 12:02, archived)

she made a record with my mate
/ac
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 12:42, archived)

Yeah i no

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 4 Sep 2024, 14:53, archived)

"Oh, it's you! This is the same oubliette, isn't it?"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 12:23, archived)

Not again!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 13:18, archived)