that thread was an absolute BANGER eh
hi tit-end's, what'a'gwan?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 15:46, archived)

Disney+ is better than Netflix.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 15:46, archived)

Herpes is better than ball cancer.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:21, archived)

Yep.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:24, archived)

Knobbing a camel is better than being knobbed by a camel

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 19:46, archived)

Why don't you just switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead?
N.B. responding with "I don't own/watch it on a television" would mark you out as an even bigger twat than one who just ranks streaming services.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)

the Chef's Table series' are some of the best TV I've ever seen
so you can shove your endless Star Wars spinoffs down your japper and spunk out a mickey mouse
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:12, archived)

STICK IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 20:17, archived)

I'm gonna eat a packet of crisps
that's what
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 15:53, archived)

What flavour?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:07, archived)

Kettle Chips, Cheddar flavour
there were a few packets left over after an event, hid them in my bag, cracked open one and scoffed 'em at my desk.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:10, archived)

The best crisps are salt & vinegar Squares.
Or Aldi own brand Frazzles.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:17, archived)

You spelled pickled onion space raiders wrong

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)

Salt & vinegar + cheese & onion = pickled onion flavour

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:42, archived)

I see your b3ta nft has been compromised too :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 1:32, archived)

Brannigan's Beef & Mustard YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:14, archived)

god how embarrassing

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:18, archived)

It's good, but it's no Gloria.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 19:28, archived)

open  sc  ed 'em
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:04, archived)

knob+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)

My leg hurts, any advice?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:23, archived)

Sit down

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:24, archived)

Alright Tim Booth

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:24, archived)

Yeah, gas yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:25, archived)

should I delete my account before or after?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)

After

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:29, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:32, archived)

Beepeedee

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:34, archived)

+ is a camel knobber

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:37, archived)

Correct.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:37, archived)

hop in the cupboard and treat yourself to a 'Hutchence Special'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:13, archived)

Way ahead of you m8

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 18:01, archived)

Use your other leg.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 18:27, archived)

Sure, I’ll hop to it

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)

Leaving for work in a few minutes
Last day and then 2 whole weeks off
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 16:23, archived)

make sure you do almost no work at all
it what Jesus would have wanted. You know, if he wasn't dead, like
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:16, archived)

Not much to do, tbh
Blitzed the place Monday and Tuesday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 18:31, archived)

High queef, might go for a wee

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:06, archived)

hullo broado
I had one earlier, it was gr8, would recommend ******
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Sep 2024, 17:15, archived)

Bum bum poo, widdle widdle plops

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 4 Sep 2024, 20:06, archived)