I prefer the term 'artificial poo-swap' myself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:10, archived)

Turtle Pooer

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:18, archived)

Ecce! Est pooer. Nomine Michaelangelo.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:30, archived)

Artificial?
ARTIFICIAL? What's the alternative, authentic poo swap?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:16, archived)

Organic poo swap from Waitrose

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:23, archived)

Taste the Difference

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:25, archived)

Isn't that the one they found horse polyps in?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 21:24, archived)

Boycott shampoo, demand REAL poo!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:40, archived)

Shampoo for my real friends...

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 16:43, archived)