Faecal transplant thread
Not really, afternoon
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:01, archived)

I prefer the term 'artificial poo-swap' myself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:10, archived)

Turtle Pooer

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:18, archived)

Ecce! Est pooer. Nomine Michaelangelo.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 12:30, archived)

Artificial?
ARTIFICIAL? What's the alternative, authentic poo swap?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:16, archived)

Organic poo swap from Waitrose

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:23, archived)

Taste the Difference

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:25, archived)

Isn't that the one they found horse polyps in?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 21:24, archived)

Boycott shampoo, demand REAL poo!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:40, archived)

Shampoo for my real friends...

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 16:43, archived)

Holiday company just called me
Slight change to pickup time, but it was enough to give me a minor panic attack
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:02, archived)

Demand a freebie
at the very least, a selection of gin miniatures for the transfers...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:17, archived)

I think I need a drink

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:41, archived)

Hi

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)

Shit up a viaduct, cuntfeatures

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:24, archived)

I initially read that as "cuntfeathers", think I prefer that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 14:10, archived)

Shut up a verdict, cuntfattener

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 14:16, archived)

Shat out a videocassette, Cronenberg

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 14:26, archived)

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:44, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Sep 2024, 14:37, archived)

I just watched an interesting video that says some yanks on patrol got killed by a giant in Kandahar. The end.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:24, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:31, archived)

Alright beep.
What's your position on Afghan giants, running round the place eating soldiers with their 2 rows of teeth and supernumerary digits?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:46, archived)

Not really fussed tbh

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:49, archived)

Fair enough.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)

Magog

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 20:59, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:45, archived)

This giant was ginger, they didn't say what his record collection was like.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 13:47, archived)

I used to enjoy a Saturday morning sat in front of Noel Edmonds multicoloured plop swap

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 15:35, archived)

I preferred Phillip Schofield and Sarah Green Pooing Live

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 16:23, archived)

Why are you having a fucking crap?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 Sep 2024, 16:46, archived)