Looks like two pairs of Y-fronts, each leaking a stream of piss onto the floor and forming puddles.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:36, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:37, archived)

wanna cyber?

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:49, archived)

Nah, I've already finished off.
Pissy Y-fronts really get me going.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)

you know they're called y fronts for the inverted y on the front, right?
these would be briefs
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 17:17, archived)

Is this a trouser thing?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:50, archived)

snake, yes

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 18:55, archived)

Sorry, I'm not an expert in men's pants.
Or women's pants, really.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)

I'd heard you were a pirate of men's pants

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:02, archived)

No, I'm just an arrrrsehole.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Sep 2024, 20:19, archived)