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I think the reason Hebtroco continue paying for ads here is because of our frequent use of the word "trouser"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:08, archived)
Thank got we got rid of PACT and their noncey boy band coffee

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:11, archived)
I was a contented gay man until I drank that, it was so gay that it turned me straight and now I can't gay any more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:16, archived)
You can fix that if you walk straight into a gay bar and then come out

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:23, archived)
TROUSER, I want to take you to a TROUSER

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:25, archived)
Trouser! Trouser! High waistline!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:29, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:59, archived)
one either side of the center seam

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 16:46, archived)
Monetary penalties will be awarded for such digressions.
That's right, raphe fines!
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 16 Oct 2024, 17:28, archived)
Was looking forward to a collaboration, a pair of HebtroPact "Trust Me" Trousers with special pockets on the crotch to dispense coffee flavoured sweets and disguise erections.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 15:13, archived)
looks like it's only ever been said twice
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=trouser
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:12, archived)
well there goes that theory, science is annoying

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8422947
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:18, archived)
that must be some other website, then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:20, archived)
, /Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:23, archived)
B4ta

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:40, archived)
b8a

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:46, archived)
well
Back in 2015 we had an idea in the pub – was it possible to support small UK manufacturers with production sized orders, and get people wearing and using stuff made here?

We told everyone we were going to do it. So we had to!

We started with trousers. We found out that Hebden Bridge, where we live, used to be known as Trousertown, because it made over 20,000 pairs of trousers a week. That’s a million pairs a year. At the time, we didn’t know much about trousers, but we had been wearing them all our lives, which had to count for something.

HebTroCo was launched on Kickstarter, a crowd funding website, at the end of January 2016, with the aim to sell an initial batch of 176 pairs of trousers. We sold that batch in five hours, so we quit our jobs, and committed to HebTroCo full time.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:24, archived)
liar

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 14:28, archived)
Are you saying his trousers are on fire?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 16 Oct 2024, 15:02, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 15:04, archived)
True
I didn't quit my job
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 15:07, archived)
You wouldn't download a trouser

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 15:27, archived)
Trouser piracy is theft

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 15:56, archived)
-theft +sexy

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 16:06, archived)
Yeah he would

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 16 Oct 2024, 16:33, archived)
ORTAGUS '28!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 16 Oct 2024, 15:02, archived)
Just saw a bloke wearing a tshirt that said
"I'm on a register, but not the electoral one!"

Wonder what his b3ta username is?
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 16 Oct 2024, 17:27, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 18:24, archived)
Oh right, gotcha

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 16 Oct 2024, 18:34, archived)
, Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Oct 2024, 19:12, archived)