just got home in time to not shit myself
Another few seconds it would have been like an IED at willy wonka's chocolate factory
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:11, archived)

Oh that's good that you were able to shit yourself in the privacy of your own home.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:16, archived)

cell block h isn't really that private but yeh

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 22:54, archived)

brb has labelled you "racist" and hopes you die.
On a scale of zero to nothing, how will this affect you?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)

1/15 gnome with a hardon, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:46, archived)

i'll have to think about it

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:02, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:04, archived)

He'll have to think about bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:50, archived)

gnome with a hardon

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 22:55, archived)

Everybody dies, Dave

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:43, archived)

I'm glad to see you posting
I was worried.(it's bou)
(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:30, archived)

i was worried it's bou as well

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:03, archived)

I once shat my pants walking to work
Couldn't stop it
(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:45, archived)

Be weird as fuck if you could have stopped it, but chose not to.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:47, archived)

Yes! In Afrikaans we have a word "knuip"
I think I'm spelling it right. It means hold your bum in so that you don't shit yourself, and also a figurative meaning. So that's what I did that morning : Knuip until I could knuip no more.

Edit: it's knyp
(Fantasma:, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:51, archived)

You put the coil in the fanny, not up the bum

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:47, archived)

if yours is shaped like a coil you shouldn't put it in anything

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:46, archived)

quack

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 20:41, archived)

www.hetnatuurhistorisch.nl/fileadmin/user_upload/documents-nmr/Persberichten/Persberichten/persberichten_2013/DSA8_243-248.pdf
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 21:10, archived)

1st case
that they found out about
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 23:46, archived)

pee is stored in the balls

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 18:50, archived)

No that's sin

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:05, archived)

youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE?si=P8leNf4-9Kvj_wZt
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:06, archived)

No, sin is in one , Trouser pocket and virtue is in the other , Trouser pocket, thus states The Book Of Hebtroco
and lo the rivets were of finest copper, yea even unto the smallest
those little ones on the fob pocket
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Oct 2024, 19:53, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 18 Oct 2024, 20:02, archived)