it's booze cock tick tock cock of the motherfucking cock
and nobs as well

just noticed it's my b3taday. i've been on b3ta for poo years.
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:41, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:45, archived)

evening

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:48, archived)

Alright for some
Quite looking forward to some wine later, like the civilised cunt that I am
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:47, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:48, archived)

Bollocks candles

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:51, archived)

candled bollocks

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:55, archived)

Burnt ballsack hairs

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 17:12, archived)

ooh, lah-di-dah!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:13, archived)

going to knock off soon but need to behave myself for a few hours so as not to peak too soon
chance would be a fine thing
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:13, archived)

sold much ice to the eskimos today?

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:20, archived)

yeah loads
couple of igloos' worth easy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:23, archived)

A fine thing indeed!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:52, archived)

+ one

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 19:08, archived)

Happy B3taday!

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 17:05, archived)

I might have a pint myself
Back in work Monday, that 3 weeks has gone fucking quickly
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 17:38, archived)

a pint of gin sounds like a good starting point for a three day bender

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 19:10, archived)

I might do that tomorrow

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 20:46, archived)

to your health

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 19:15, archived)

-to +for

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:12, archived)