Morning morning morning.
My cat created a stench so foul in the night that Mrs OCSP and I woke up gagging. Those eggheads at NASA should invent something to stop this from happening, they really should.
Anyone doing anything exciting today?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 8:40, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Nov 2024, 9:22, archived)

Alright.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 10:10, archived)

My sister's kittens were doing the most horrific-smelling shits
she got some kind of supplement from the pet shop or vets that sorted out their gut bacteria. It worked! I'm not sure what it was, I can ask though.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 9:40, archived)

Here you go
this stuff works at stopping / reducing bad smells from kittehs imgur.com/a/k5pj077
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 9:59, archived)

Cheers Garold!

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 10:07, archived)

that's just some little corks, how does that work?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:09, archived)

one in each nostril.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 13:10, archived)

real lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:20, archived)

Trying to catch up on the housework
Been helping mum all week whenever I haven't been in work, so the place is a mess. Need to at least sort the kitchen and do some laundry.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 9:59, archived)

Day 4 of the father in law's visit from Aus
13 to go :*(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 10:10, archived)

visit from +n
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 10:17, archived)

17 days of sodom

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 10:35, archived)

Have you watched Crocodile Dundee with him yet? Aussies fucking love Crocodile Dundee.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 10:36, archived)

3 times so far

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:12, archived)

17 times the charm.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:16, archived)

my.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E1%80%97%E1%80%9F%E1%80%AD%E1%80%AF%E1%80%85%E1%80%AC%E1%80%99%E1%80%BB%E1%80%80%E1%80%BA%E1%80%94%E1%80%BE%E1%80%AC
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:05, archived)

^^^ VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:32, archived)

correct, it is infected with the DO NOT CLICK virus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:43, archived)

OH NOES

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:55, archived)

Is it porn tho
might click
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:44, archived)

what do you want to hear?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:21, archived)

Morning all. A friend of mine is in a play so we’re going to watch that.
Afterwards there will most likely be drinking.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:16, archived)

Drinking to forget the fucking awful amateur shitshow?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:32, archived)

Very possibly!
Drinking’s drinking, whatever drives you to it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:05, archived)

I like this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

An actual proper play with decent actors?
Or am-dram?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:33, archived)

Definitely am-dram.
Might be shit, might be ok. Expectations are being kept suitably low.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:04, archived)

I suggest drinking before, during and after.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:17, archived)