In the office Queef, I don't want to be here.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:15, archived)

I have the day off, but it's still shit for me
it would have been my brother's birthday today :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:16, archived)

Ah that's shit mate
It sounds a bit corny but if there was something he like doing or a place he like going you could go there/do that for him.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:20, archived)

Get pissed you mean.

( mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:25, archived)

Never a bad idea*
*quite often a bad idea
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:30, archived)

I've become mates with most of the bar staff at my local which means I get lock in privileges,
I kind of wish this hadn't happened as Friday nights have turned into long drawn out affairs.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:34, archived)

-lock in privileges +the opportunity to spend more

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:15, archived)

Lock-in privileges at my old local were great
As my parents both worked there and their friends owned it, so I never had to pay for drinks. Pity it closed.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:17, archived)

Weird because you'd think a place that did free alcohol would be really popular

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:24, archived)

Free to about 6 people
And it closed because the owners were in their late 70's and decided to finally retire. Their son wanted to take over, but he's a lazy prick.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:44, archived)

I'm going for a curry at our favourite spot, with his ex gf and one of his best mates

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:58, archived)