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hullo knobber's
how's yer Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 11:43, archived)
Hi, it's been Cure week in my headphones, Pornography is great

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 11:50, archived)
-Hi, it's been Cure week in my headphones,

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 11:52, archived)
haha gud 1 m8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 11:52, archived)
i no rite

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 11:53, archived)
curing the weak is something we can all get behind, adolf

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:19, archived)
Hi, Hi, it's been Cure week in my headphones, Pornography is great, I'm mofaha
It's a dad joke, if your dad is a bit odd
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 11:53, archived)
Robert Smith's best work was when he was in the Banshees
I love the Nocturne gig video/album
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:13, archived)
6:50 am, this is not my beautiful house

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 11:51, archived)

u r
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:16, archived)
beartiful, beautifrl
mm etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:20, archived)
burst of all the animals

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:16, archived)
i love compressed air line walrus'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:59, archived)
Moist

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 11:52, archived)
...in affluent North Yorkshire

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:00, archived)
-a +e

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:18, archived)
yeah not bad
off to work very soon though
(sticklebricks link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:03, archived)
HAHAHA YOU FUCKING LOSER

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 16:09, archived)
In the office Queef, I don't want to be here.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:15, archived)
I have the day off, but it's still shit for me
it would have been my brother's birthday today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:16, archived)
Ah that's shit mate
It sounds a bit corny but if there was something he like doing or a place he like going you could go there/do that for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:20, archived)
Get pissed you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:25, archived)
Never a bad idea*
*quite often a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:30, archived)
I've become mates with most of the bar staff at my local which means I get lock in privileges,
I kind of wish this hadn't happened as Friday nights have turned into long drawn out affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:34, archived)
-lock in privileges +the opportunity to spend more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:15, archived)
Lock-in privileges at my old local were great
As my parents both worked there and their friends owned it, so I never had to pay for drinks. Pity it closed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:17, archived)
Weird because you'd think a place that did free alcohol would be really popular

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:24, archived)
Free to about 6 people
And it closed because the owners were in their late 70's and decided to finally retire. Their son wanted to take over, but he's a lazy prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:44, archived)
I'm going for a curry at our favourite spot, with his ex gf and one of his best mates

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:58, archived)
Queef

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:26, archived)
Gunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 12:59, archived)
Not bad
Just had lunch with my mum, doing some housework for her now, then going home to change into my uniform and go to work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 13:08, archived)