Hi there smegger's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 13:17, Reply)

Sympathy smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 13:58, Reply)

no real smeg pls

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:10, Reply)

one smeg closer to the smeg
and i'm about to smeg
( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:46, Reply)

alright Smegily, how's the Smegentology going

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:28, Reply)

smeg has taken all my money but i feel great about it

( MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:33, Reply)

Hola

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:07, Reply)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:10, Reply)

Hello Queef
I'm thinking of buying a door.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:22, Reply)

you defo should m8, doors are gr8
for some reason in my house there isn't a door to the sitting room nor to the kitchen/diner. Thankfully there is at least a door to the khazi.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:31, Reply)

Lol doorpov

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:39, Reply)

My mate's neigbour fitted a new front door with a window
which looked directly through to their bathroom door that also had a window.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:17, Reply)

you're talking about yourself here m8 aren't you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:23, Reply)

👉👈 Maaaybe

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:30, Reply)

I got a quarter of the way through stripping and sanding back the existing bathroom door
and thought "fuck this shit" now I'm worried about buying a new door and fucking that up, might just go back to renting.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:19, Reply)

burn the place down, claim on insurance and buy a new gaff with decent doors
YOUR WELCOME
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:23, Reply)

I feel guilty getting such high quality lifehacks for free
what a community we have here.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:26, Reply)

we all just muck in and help each other out eh
it's just 'the b3ta way'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:32, Reply)

Bou can remind you where you live,
BRB can give you some pointers on not being a racist.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:40, Reply)

I could probably show you how to make a molotov cocktail

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:21, Reply)

I'd only drink it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:27, Reply)

smegger's plays pop

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:55, Reply)

Queef Smegwin

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:11, Reply)

oh man I would totes have taken that username had I thought of it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:21, Reply)

Take it anyway
I gift it to you
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:02, Reply)

fuck it, I'm in

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:27, Reply)

I like this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:39, Reply)

Smeggy Mitchell

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:19, Reply)

smegger's banquet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:20, Reply)

Martin Smegville

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:32, Reply)

bit of a specialist one here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:32, Reply)

smegs & co

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:31, Reply)

Hi

(beepeedee The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:28, Reply)

Hello Sam

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:38, Reply)

Mrs Smegwin has brought me a litre of Hennessy back from Delhi
Nice one Mrs Smegwin
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:13, Reply)