Good evening
Is it time for booze / sexings / massive drugs yet?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:15, archived)

it was booze of the cock at about quarter past three i just didn't think anyone cared anymore
*sniffle*
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:16, archived)

Whisky penis

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:17, archived)

wanky cock noodle dicks?

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:17, archived)

Speaking, how may I help you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:28, archived)

have you been thoroughly trained?

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:33, archived)

He drinks a vodka penis

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:30, archived)

oh bollocks boy

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

A cheeky sniffle
🤥☁️
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:27, archived)

i wish i had some yeh

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:29, archived)

I went to the pub at 1, then sat in my friends car for a teams interview at 3, then went back drinking at 315. All Very professional

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:22, archived)

have you considered buying an ant?
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:26, archived)

That just launched a diliveroo advert on something called jewtube. Please don't troll like this, first warning.

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)

soz m8

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:45, archived)

Don't tempt me with ant sales

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:48, archived)

they're very popular
it wasn't long after i got ants all my neighbours had them too. or was that cockroaches?
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)

Breaker breaker come on good buddy 10-4 rubber dick
Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:28, archived)

i rubber ducky my mate all day long at work

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:33, archived)

Don't be so fucking disgusting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:02, archived)

that's what he says

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:03, archived)

My elder brother got a CB radio
- in the early 80s, probably because of that Convoy film.
We lived on a little island, with only about 1/2 mile of dual carriageway, by the airport. Not a trucker for a hundred miles or more. Just a bunch of teenage kids, giggling on it.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:34, archived)

my mum's cb handle was 'Harpic'
clean round the bend
( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

That and they were 30 quid and you could talk to your mates without your parents screaming about the phone

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)

I had one too
My handle was Batfink
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:58, archived)

no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:39, archived)

Smokey's on my tail lol on my tail lol
Lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)

Bears are on my six
Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

cor!

(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:34, archived)

Judging by some of the shitposting on here I’d say it’s 24/7

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:29, archived)

NO YOU SHUT UP

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:35, archived)

Preferably not in that order.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:36, archived)