The pope sells his blood to lizard aliens for gold Kinder Eggs
which he then trades to John Virgo for sordid stories about his time on Big Break with Jim Davidson.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 13:51, archived)

Like the time he screwed back to pot the pink

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 13:55, archived)

when he took on the difficult brown

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:02, archived)

He needed the rest after that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:09, archived)

At least he didn't baulk at giving it a try.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:18, archived)

I predicted there’d be a load of snooker puns and here they are, right on cue

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)

Anything can be a snooker pun it just depends on how you frame it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:26, archived)

oh give me a break

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:59, archived)

SNOOKER

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 15:03, archived)

I reckon Virgo prefers Kinder Bueno tbh

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 13:56, archived)

Because they're fucking fit

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:09, archived)

Just had one
can confirm.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:26, archived)

That's because Kinder Eggs combine disappointing chocolate with a disappointing toy.
Bueno is obviously the superior confectionery.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)