I've got old-fashioned 5.1 speakers, wall-mounted in the appropriate positions (not the subwoofer, obviously).
My wife won't let me go full Dolby Atmos in the ceiling. She's half-deaf in one ear anyway, so it'd be wasted on her.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)

Is this about my not being married?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:16, archived)

I'd rather have Dolby Atmos than a wife, to be fair.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)

And yet now I have neither

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:29, archived)

both are overrated

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:34, archived)

When a man is tired of Dolby Atmos, he is tired of wife.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:58, archived)

of Dolby Atmos
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:18, archived)

i have two subwoofers because i am rad

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:33, archived)

I want a 1.5 setup,
one speaker next to my wife's good ear and five subwoofers next to her bad ear.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:57, archived)

it's not what you've got
it's where you stick it
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)

+t

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:23, archived)