Happy lunchmas
What's the last thing you stuck to something else? I put some sticky tape on the tv soundbar to stop the kitteh sitting slap-bang in fron of the telly to block the view and sometimes turn the volume up/down with her bum.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 12:28, archived)

What soundbar do you have?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 12:50, archived)

One of these with a cheap Cambridge Audio sub
www.techradar.com/reviews/q-acoustics-m4-sound-bar

It's not a big room so the sub just adds a bit of depth, but the soundbar is pretty good. Just the dimensions are a bit wrong so it doesn't quite fit beneth or in front of the TV but we've bodged it so it's OK.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 13:24, archived)

I have a Sonos Ray.
Prolly trade in and upgrade to a Beam
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 13:47, archived)

I’ve got a Beam V2, it’s great
#soundbarchat
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 14:11, archived)

I've got a Beam V2 as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 15:54, archived)

5.1"

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 16:19, archived)

Do you have a sub?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:25, archived)

Not in the collarspace sense LOL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:25, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:38, archived)

Yeah but that’s part of my AV setup, don’t use the Beam for films

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:37, archived)

I meant sonos sub or sub mini with the beam

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)

I know. I don’t have a Sonos sub.

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:38, archived)

I've got old-fashioned 5.1 speakers, wall-mounted in the appropriate positions (not the subwoofer, obviously).
My wife won't let me go full Dolby Atmos in the ceiling. She's half-deaf in one ear anyway, so it'd be wasted on her.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)

Is this about my not being married?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:16, archived)

I'd rather have Dolby Atmos than a wife, to be fair.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:17, archived)

And yet now I have neither

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:29, archived)

both are overrated

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:34, archived)

When a man is tired of Dolby Atmos, he is tired of wife.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:58, archived)

of Dolby Atmos
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:18, archived)

i have two subwoofers because i am rad

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:33, archived)

I want a 1.5 setup,
one speaker next to my wife's good ear and five subwoofers next to her bad ear.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:57, archived)

it's not what you've got
it's where you stick it
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)

+t

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:23, archived)

'it', to 'the man'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 12:57, archived)

hilarious GS strikey g
well done
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 13:01, archived)

A stamp
To an envelope. About 2 hours ago.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 13:27, archived)

Topical
The sale of Royal Mail to Czech billionaire Daniel Kretinsky's EP Group is close to being finalised and could be confirmed in the next two weeks, according to sources close to the deal. Kretinsky has agreed to make extra concessions in order to clinch the takeover.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 13:29, archived)

Daniel Kretinsky sounds like a b3ta username

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 13:31, archived)

We should just take it back under public ownership for fucks sake.

( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:55, archived)

alright Daphne and/or Celeste

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 14:13, archived)

*lobs a bottle of piss at you*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 14:16, archived)

*checks contents*

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 14:19, archived)

That’s pure high-grade piss, that is.
The finest.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 14:21, archived)

I can tell you’re keeping hydrated

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 14:22, archived)

Urine stick you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)

How does that work?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 14:24, archived)

The sticky tape goes along the soundbar, sticky-side-up
we've tucked either end under the bar. Cat's don't like to step on sticky surfaces so she jumped up, put one paw on it and recoiled in horror.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 14:54, archived)

I see. So given the tape was sticky side up, the thing that you stuck to it was the cat?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 15:30, archived)

Sort ... of ... stuck it to the shelf the soundbar is on
between the foot things of the soundbar and the shelf. The cat refused to get stuck to to the tape which is how it does the cat deterring thing.

#explanationsarenotmyforte
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:33, archived)

You explained perfectly well,
but then I am of average intelligence so uncomplicated things naturally make sense to me.
( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:58, archived)

Just pop a cucumber on the bar
on the bar
up your bum
your
the cat's
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 28 Nov 2024, 16:16, archived)

life

( $$ ✅, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 15:51, archived)

electrical tape to a cobra

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:52, archived)

genuinely true although might not be quite what it seems

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:10, archived)