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You massive sex-pest

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:39, archived)
Yes
- but who *hasn't* bragged about their sex life, taken their top off, and made lewd jokes to their hired staff and contestants?

I know I do, each Monday night after darts.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:42, archived)
not me. i don't have a sex life. i barely have a life tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:58, archived)
LOL
Bare
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)
bit rude m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:08, archived)
-d +f

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:31, archived)
Gastric discharge
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:17, archived)
And yet they won't show the episode where a contestant told Marcus Wareing to go fuck himself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:58, archived)
non compliance is a crime

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)
Because it was superfluous, Wareing is clearly a man who'd fuck himself if the opportunity arose.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:15, archived)
i have no idea what this refers to as i haven't watched tv or exposed myself (lol) to the news for years
and i feel a lot better for it. just putting that out there.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:20, archived)
Good stuff, the internet needs more pious wankers who think not watching TV is a virtue

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:26, archived)
how you could take it like that you bellend?
what a fucking wanker
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)
Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:43, archived)
Touched a right nerve there, case closed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:43, archived)
I don’t even own a virtue

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)
What do you point your ethics at?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:49, archived)
this
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 7:50, archived)