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You can't even call Kirsty Wark a dirty slag these days!
It's health and safety gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:52, archived)
Kirsty WANK, I called her!
The investigation is ongoing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:10, archived)
You are cancelled
No more telly shows for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:25, archived)
Sorry, I meant him vvv

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:49, archived)
oooh i liked V
that was good
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:12, archived)
I liked it when she ate that gerbil

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:22, archived)
alright 'Freddie Starr'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:25, archived)
Hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:22, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:29, archived)
you wood say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)
Lol wood

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:37, archived)
bit gay m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:51, archived)
Oi! Wallace!
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:37, archived)
You massive sex-pest

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:39, archived)
Yes
- but who *hasn't* bragged about their sex life, taken their top off, and made lewd jokes to their hired staff and contestants?

I know I do, each Monday night after darts.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:42, archived)
not me. i don't have a sex life. i barely have a life tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:58, archived)
LOL
Bare
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)
bit rude m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:08, archived)
-d +f

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:31, archived)
Gastric discharge
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:17, archived)
And yet they won't show the episode where a contestant told Marcus Wareing to go fuck himself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:58, archived)
non compliance is a crime

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)
Because it was superfluous, Wareing is clearly a man who'd fuck himself if the opportunity arose.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:15, archived)
i have no idea what this refers to as i haven't watched tv or exposed myself (lol) to the news for years
and i feel a lot better for it. just putting that out there.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:20, archived)
Good stuff, the internet needs more pious wankers who think not watching TV is a virtue

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:26, archived)
how you could take it like that you bellend?
what a fucking wanker
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)
Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:43, archived)
Touched a right nerve there, case closed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:43, archived)
I don’t even own a virtue

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)
What do you point your ethics at?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:49, archived)
this
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 7:50, archived)
Have you tried calling her a midden-dwelling strumpet?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:40, archived)
no real middle names please

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:59, archived)
I thought it all sounded like a load of bollocks until
I read that ROD FUCKING STEWART has strong opinions on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)
And he liked Boris, so he clearly knows a wrong 'un

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)
When ROD FUCKING STEWART
- says you're a sex pest, that's as good as a judge's gavel.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:13, archived)
lol, ROD FUCKING

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:29, archived)
THE EROGENOUS ZONE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:40, archived)