hullo wanker's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 12:41, archived)

Hey-ya
it's cold and miserable.

My folks have gone on a coach trip to Weston Super Mare for a couple of days. They've shared some pics on the family Whasapp group and it looks pretty grim.

How long do you think it'll take Assad to "accidentally" fall out of a window in Moscow?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 13:02, archived)

I've been to Weston once, on the way back from a lashup in Bristol
It was in winter - my god it was depressing: faded, shut down chip shops, knackered looking seaside 'attractions', all in the grey, pissing rain and wind. To cap it all, as we sat in the car marvelling at all the shitness, a convoy of utterly miserable fat old cunts in mobility scooters rode by. Really summed the place up.

I think Assad will probably be OK, for a while at least. I'm sure deals have been done. How long the russkies stick to the terms is of course another matter
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 13:18, archived)

I'm not too far from Weston-Super-Mare
and yet still not far enough. Absolute fucking pit of despair, Weston.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 13:41, archived)

Quee'f

( .Yeti., Tue 10 Dec 2024, 13:11, archived)

Yo man

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 13:19, archived)

BUMPASS

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 13:29, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 13:40, archived)

There's no mystery about Schrodinger's luggage.
It's an open and shut case.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Dec 2024, 13:50, archived)

shut up you stupid prick

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 14:03, archived)

Just saying hi to the populol page

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 16:37, archived)

me too lol

( MiseryCunt board of that now, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:37, archived)

Hello
I appear to have contracted some form of lurgy
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 14:00, archived)

I'm still not back to full power from something I caught a few weeks ago
It's reminding me of covid in that it just won't quite fuck off

And when I say covid I of course mean dozer
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 14:02, archived)

I just feel shitty for my mum
She needs all the help she can get with dad, but I daren't go round there while I'm sick, can't risk passing it on to them.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 14:56, archived)

I'm a bit coughative and sneezish
smidge of a sore throat. Not really that bad, but not right.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 14:48, archived)

I've been drinking ice water all day
To soothe my throat, it's killing me. Probably tonsillitis again, with added head cold.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 14:54, archived)

I've got the bonus version this year
where the coughing fits occasionally make me throw up.
( .Yeti., Tue 10 Dec 2024, 16:17, archived)

That absolutely fucking sucks

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 17:38, archived)

It's not at the top of my fun list, I'll give you that.

( .Yeti., Tue 10 Dec 2024, 18:12, archived)

JIZZSTENCH

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Dec 2024, 16:27, archived)

aka a 'Dame Judi', maybe yours will catch on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 10 Dec 2024, 16:28, archived)