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(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 6:10, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 7:26, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 7:31, archived)
Duncan Novitals

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 8:00, archived)
DONEcan NO-WELL
I was alive in the 80s, but I have no memory of this much-loved personality and comedian.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 8:03, archived)
Same
Never heard of him in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 9:24, archived)
what a year the 80s was to be alive in

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:29, archived)
Duncan Notverywell

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 8:36, archived)
Morning my flubbly-wubbly /talk chums
Had a hilarious call with my solicitors yesterday. The estate I've been sorting out is nearly done with, just waiting on some final funds to come in e.g. refund on insurance, final utility bills etc.

Anyway. To placate the beneficiaries, we agreed to make them an interim payment of £35k each. All fine, you'd think, but the solicitors have to ensure each one legally verifies their identity. Bit of a faff, sure, but it's to ensure that the funds go to the right person. Two of the three family members went to a solicitor with some ID, got copies validated, job done. The third brother went apoplectic with indignation "why should I have to prove who I am?! This is completely unreasonable! I'm a respected member of the community I'll get my friend HE'S A COUNCILLOR YOU KNOW AND HE WILL WRITE TO YOU TO SAY THAT I AM WHO I SAY I AM NO YOU CAN'T SEE A BANK STATEMENT MY FINANCE ARE VERY, VERY CONFIDENTIAL WHO IS YOUR MANAGER I'M MAKING A COMPLAINT" etc. etc. Well. I mean, the solicitors will happily put up with his crap and his complaints... at a very hefty hourly rate. Stupid fucker doesn't seem to realise the more shit he stirs up the less money there wil be for him. The nice lady in the solicitors said "I see why you instructed us to deal with them on your behalf now, they're absolutely mad."
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 9:15, archived)
He sounds dreamy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:01, archived)
Him and his brother are really very difficult.
deeply unlikable human beings. From what I've seen, they were very unpleasant to their sister when she was alive and after she became terminally ill, and now they're behaving appallingly in relation to her estate. I have a very low opinion of them.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:17, archived)
Shit through their letterboxes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:24, archived)
No need.
there will be a HUGE solicitors' bill at the end, that'll land with a much heavier thwack than a turd.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 11:53, archived)
that was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 11:57, archived)
g n i n r o m

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 9:15, archived)
Friday the 13th morning

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 9:24, archived)
And it's tree day

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:00, archived)
Good morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 10:00, archived)