WANKSMELL

not really, guffcheese
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 11:58, archived)

What if your wank smells like cheesy guff?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 12:04, archived)

Joan Osbornzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 12:08, archived)

best of both worlds innit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 12:14, archived)

TITSTINK

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 12:09, archived)

Oh, so you say it's wanksmell, but when the punters turn up, it's guffcheese?
Trading Standards would like a word.
( .Yeti., Tue 17 Dec 2024, 12:10, archived)

caveat emptor m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 12:15, archived)

WEE-WEE TAPIR

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 12:11, archived)

Why does CLUNGPUS
never get a look in?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 12:49, archived)

Fine, I'll take a look in your clungpus.
Anyone else want me to take a look, while I'm at it?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 12:52, archived)

I don't make the rules m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 13:15, archived)

I find that hard to believe
LOL hard
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 17 Dec 2024, 14:02, archived)

too clingy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 13:16, archived)

CUNTOOZE
Dad had an appointment at the hospital this morning. They've kept him in, he's got fluid around his heart.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 13:25, archived)

that doesn't sound good

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 13:45, archived)

He's been quite chipper the last week or so
No tight chest, no cough or other symptoms, so we're hoping it's not too bad. This is the last thing mum needs, her dad died December 13th, my sister Christmas day and 2 days before Christmas last year, my cousin killed himself.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 13:52, archived)

it's the hap-happiest season of all!

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 15:18, archived)

I still love Christmas
But it's getting harder
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 16:12, archived)

christmas is for blobbing birds and woofters

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 17:49, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Dec 2024, 13:31, archived)

Smeggory

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 13:45, archived)

BANJO STRING

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 14:13, archived)

ALBUQUERQUE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Dec 2024, 14:56, archived)