Still freezing though in the desolate poverty-stricken North.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 9:19, archived)

I’m down to my last piece of coal
#starmersfault
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 9:41, archived)

I bet the BBC are too woke to report this.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 10:02, archived)

Big black cocks are inherently woke m8.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 10:14, archived)

This is a misunderstanding on your part, it's just that they 'wake up' as soon as they're near you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:02, archived)

Oh! That must be it then!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:20, archived)

can confirm

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 13:27, archived)

woah
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 17:27, archived)

Flooded as shit also
If shit flooded obv, which it did this morning after two of your pub/one of your restaurant recommendations last night. In fairness that trattoria was lovely. My Italian pronunciation is so good the waitress started gabbling at me in their godforsaken language which led to some embarrassing confusion. Your fault
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:32, archived)

Spa-GHEY-tea

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:42, archived)

U wot m8
Where is flooded? Roots?

Which trattoria?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:43, archived)

The river in the middle of town is well flooded
Went to that Sardinian joint you suggested, their ragu di polpa was vg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:48, archived)

Il paradiso del cibo?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:48, archived)

Si

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:50, archived)

men

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 17:32, archived)

Khai

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 18:42, archived)

Den

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 20:18, archived)

Oh and the river has been far worse, current height is standard for january

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:49, archived)

Defo going to Cliffords Tower today
It's what my brother would've wanted

and brb obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 12:12, archived)

lol killing jews

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 12:20, archived)

Totes lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 3 Jan 2025, 18:45, archived)

Oh, shit flooded out of yr bum, gotcha

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Jan 2025, 11:47, archived)