Last I heard he was at the Solitude docks,
conducting the Emperor's departure.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:39, archived)

"conducting the emperor's departure" is my new favourite having a wank euphemism

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:54, archived)

I prefer #HardSmexitNow

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 10:57, archived)

I know smegma is not part of the ejaculate, but it rolls off the tongue nicely.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:01, archived)

It sticks to my tongue unpleasantly.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:11, archived)

You're not using enough.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Jan 2025, 11:13, archived)