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My fucking daughter
She's just inherited £37,115.15 from my brother (due on her £18th) and refuses to talk to me about his wishes because that will mean talking to me. What she also doesn't know is that the only reason she's getting a fucking penny is because I repeatedly had to beg him not to cut her out of his will because she never bothered to reply to his messages or thank him for gifts.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:16, archived)
Bloody hell
it's enough to make you want to ban inheritance altogether. I'm starting to believe that IHT is way too low.

I'm encouraging my folks to spend as much as possible while they're alive. Although, my mum's jewelry and gold collection and my dad's cars, motorbikes and assorted machinery are worth quite the pretty penny.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:32, archived)
Before I die
I'll go on a massive drugs bender.
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:45, archived)
IBYW,YDOB

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:53, archived)
"If Bent You Were, You'll Die Old Bender"?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 13:43, archived)
Not sure I like this new 'woke' Yoda series

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 14:00, archived)
If I may ask
why did you bother?
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:20, archived)
Because at heart she's a good kid but has been brainwashed by her cunt mum
Hopefully she studies for her degree in a place other than her mum's house and gains some perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:59, archived)
If she goes to uni she'll be brainwashed by liberal elite woke agenda.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:03, archived)
That's me!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:16, archived)
and me, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 13:07, archived)
Kids are great, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:32, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 11:36, archived)
fucking lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:00, archived)
gosh yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 12:00, archived)