Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hip huzzah! Hieperdepiep hoera!
It is morning again, the sun rises behind the clouds, the mist lies dank and clammy on the valley, and I need big poo.

What a day!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 8:31, archived)

Ooooo eeeeee
Chippy chippy cheeep cheep.

Watched an episode of 24 Hours In Police Custody last night on C4 about some fucking useless drug importers in Norwich. Honest to good if that’s the calibre of our drug kingpins we’re fucked.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 8:34, archived)

I watched that and thought exactly the same
Don't keep it in your house, don't photograph it in your house, wear fucking gloves, use a burner phone and use fucking code you stupid cunts. I thought that dickhead dealer was bad but the importer was even worse. Dozey wankers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 12:00, archived)

The dozy dealer was clearly someone who started off as a user
and just got further and further into the chemsex world and started dealing.

I know plenty of people who have gone down this spiral into self-destruction.

Crystal meth is really scary stuff.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 16:10, archived)

I BET YOU DO, YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 19 Jan 2025, 17:29, archived)

well, really! I don't even know!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 17:51, archived)

Bit stuck on a crossword clue mate.
16 down, 'overworked postman'.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 19 Jan 2025, 8:34, archived)

How many letters?
Thousands
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 19 Jan 2025, 10:43, archived)

You fucking cunt.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 19 Jan 2025, 11:06, archived)

Seconded

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 11:54, archived)

alrite mr ible

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 12:02, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 15:25, archived)

-ed
+class

lol poor
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 19 Jan 2025, 14:46, archived)

LOL ass

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 19 Jan 2025, 17:29, archived)

I'm sorry you've written a shit joke

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 19 Jan 2025, 14:45, archived)

he didn't this
www.google.co.uk/search?q=overworked+postman+joke&ie=UTF-8&oe=
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 18:06, archived)

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 19 Jan 2025, 18:12, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 8:36, archived)

chicory is bitter and no you should not put it in a sir fry
best in a salad

YOUR WELCOME
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 10:51, archived)

thanks babe

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 11:43, archived)

in WWII people used it to make a coffee substitute
HOW FUCKING MAD IS THAT
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 11:57, archived)

what were they like eh

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 12:01, archived)

putting the 'chic' in 'chicory'

( .Yeti., Sun 19 Jan 2025, 12:24, archived)

Nile Rogers would be confuse

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 17:52, archived)

My day started at 5.30
When the fucking bike bitch started shouting through my upstairs neighbours' letterbox. I really do need to slash her tyres
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 9:10, archived)

bike bitch?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 9:32, archived)

She lives at the bottom of the road
Rides a bike everywhere. My upstairs neighbour is on end of life care and her sister visits her every morning at about 6am. The sister is known to lend money to people and bike bitch is usually trying to avoid stopping her weekend bender, so she comes looking for the sister to borrow cash. This happens every weekend, despite the amount of times I've threatened her, and despite often turning up half an hour or more before the sister gets here.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)

in the ghetto in the ghetto

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 19 Jan 2025, 10:12, archived)