Turns out I passed my language exam
And I’m on the way to getting my Italian citizenship. Took five years of language classes, Duolingo, podcasts and reading to get here but I fucken did it and once I have that passport on my hand I never have to speak Italian again!!! Molto bene!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 20:42, archived)

I think we should set up a special Italian-only version of /talk where you and Bou can shoot the breeze.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2025, 20:47, archived)

garold and bou
sitting in a tree
one's got a gun
and the other's crazy
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:07, archived)

pasta la vista

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:02, archived)

🤌

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:05, archived)

Hasta lasagne

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:10, archived)

i can only remember how to spell lasagne by saying in my head with a hard g

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:13, archived)

GEE lasagne

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:44, archived)

GEE GEE lasagne
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 30 Jan 2025, 8:10, archived)

why do you want to be italian?

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:03, archived)

some sort of mental brainwrong disorder

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:05, archived)

To get through the passport control queues faster

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:11, archived)

fair

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:16, archived)

oh does that work for all countries? neat.

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:16, archived)

The ones that I go to most often
Deffo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 22:26, archived)

Nice to have as a retirement option also
Well done
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:43, archived)

Also my husband is not going to put up with my shit forever
I need my own European citizenship in case he comes to his senses and chucks me. I’m worried he realises how much I’m worth dead then I’ll be in trouble…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 22:28, archived)

Robert de Niro's waiting

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 23:23, archived)

bien joué

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:04, archived)

oh piss off you flash cunt

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:05, archived)

sorry a cat walked over my keyboard

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:08, archived)

you’re so mean

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:09, archived)

not me was cat

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:09, archived)

it does sound like something my cat would type to be fair

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:10, archived)

and where is your cat now?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:11, archived)

posting right-wing memes on X

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:12, archived)

is your cat south african?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:17, archived)

No but he’s really good at stalking

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:22, archived)

cat god
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:12, archived)

God is licking her bum

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:12, archived)

So you pasta test?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:08, archived)

I am actually laughing at this

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:11, archived)

i feel robbed

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:18, archived)

-r +kn

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jan 2025, 21:22, archived)