Mīn nama is Jacob Dyer and ic libe on Brystole. Hit is fæger. Ic sounde swilce Barnaby Bear. Ic lufie Barnaby Bear. Æne tīma he ferde tō Frānce. Ic ferde tō Frānce. Ac sum cniht byrnde mīn swīþa. Ic ne lufode hit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Feb 2025, 19:02, Reply)

Y U DO?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 19:37, Reply)

Ic lufie þes.

( .Yeti., Wed 5 Feb 2025, 19:38, Reply)

www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/s/mfe8c4WMEZ
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Feb 2025, 19:40, Reply)

Mee am jacob dyer um mee live noleeya bristol. It sa fantastic. Mee sound like barnaby bear. Mee like barnaby bear. Wompa tee-tocky he went tah france. Mee went tah france. But some kid burnt myo punda. Mee didn't like it.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 21:22, Reply)

Calm down there, Jar-Jar.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Feb 2025, 22:45, Reply)

Thanks Jar Jar.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 22:51, Reply)

Damn it.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 22:51, Reply)

DUH it's blatantly Huttese.
In Gungan it would be something like

Mesa namen bein Jacob Dyer an mesa livin in Bristol. Isa fantastic. Mesa soundin lika Barnaby Bear. Mesa lika Barnaby Bear. Una time hesa gunnen to France. Mesa gunnen to France. But some kid burnen mesa neck. Mesa no lika dis.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 5 Feb 2025, 23:14, Reply)

*brb klaxxon*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 8:16, Reply)

I'm not sure Lucas was fully aware of all his evident biases,
but I'm sure he meant well.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 19:28, Reply)

Mesa no like any of dat shit.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 8:34, Reply)

Kunthirikkam

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 0:00, Reply)

Tanita

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 1:31, Reply)