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This looks like a nice sensible and friendly place to ask a serious question
Where can I buy magnets (not online as I need to do a strength test) please?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:48, archived)
The magnet store.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:54, archived)
In case you are serious, you would have to give us a region at least.
But, anyone really serious about magnets would not need to do an in-person "strength test", because they would understand the units indicating magnet strength, which are listed on any decent online magnet retailer's listings. So, NO, I do not believe you are serious about magnet purchasing. Good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:58, archived)
No I really am, can you gaz me a link to the magnet strength list please?
Willing to travel to London
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:05, archived)
I will not entertain this nonsense any more!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:07, archived)
Dude please!!
gazzed you
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:08, archived)

He is handling the money
He's serving the food
He knows about your party
He is calling you "DUDE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:13, archived)
+ol i

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 16:40, archived)
Well you've got 'Magnets R Us' of course
And 'Magnets Magnets Magnets'. There's 'Polar Opposites' if you prefer to patronise independent businesses. Or you could just put your fingers up your arse, and see what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:55, archived)
This is the best post of 2025 so far.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:56, archived)
What do I look like, a magnet magnate?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 13:59, archived)
Ferrous Bueller's Magnet Emporium

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:09, archived)
I read about that place in Dipoletics by I. Ron Hubbard.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 16:27, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:11, archived)
You don't need to buy magnets plural.
Just buy one and then you can attract the polar opposite one for free.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:13, archived)
Yes, do this. Buy the biggest magnet you can legally obtain, then walk around cities and towns with it in a plastic wheelbarrow.
You will obtain all sorts of free stuff - some of which will be other magnets. Non-magnets might still be of interest and could be sold on ebay later.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:25, archived)
I can't believe how ungrateful he's being about all this valuable information we're offering.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:26, archived)
It's literally how I get all my free stuff.
I would normally charge for this kind of Sekrit Knowledge for Great Success. He should really be at least saying thanks.

It's people like this that stop b3ta.com/talk becoming the Serious Business it was meant to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:29, archived)
I can't wait for Elon to take over and fire 70% of us.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:31, archived)
I will ask him to buy b3ta.com.
I am in his rapey-nazi club now you know. I read it on here somewhere so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:36, archived)
Did you get a club membership card?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:19, archived)
Member clubs?
I likes the mint one lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:31, archived)
Still in the post apparently.
I am sure it will arrive any day now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:32, archived)
Like a sort of real-life Katamari Damacy?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:22, archived)
Na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na, fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 16:07, archived)
I feared this would happen
Thanks anyway you fucking stupid fucking cunt horse slasher bitch bastard bloody whore mongtard wanksmells
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:15, archived)
Bit edgy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:18, archived)
Poland

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:22, archived)

www.magnet.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 14:38, archived)
oi scab! No posting while on annual leave!

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:04, archived)
Posting to b3ta while on "holiday" is a good sign that it's probably going really well.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:33, archived)
Just go to the local hospital and strip out an MRI

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:02, archived)
I'll strip you out in a minute, m8!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:30, archived)
Hey, keep your sexual nonsense to GAZ!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:34, archived)
Test *these*, m8

*points at testes*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:57, archived)
*tests testes*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 15:59, archived)
test icicles

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 16:14, archived)
Still one of the best band names of this century.
I can't say I've ever heard any of their "tunes", but their name always tickled me.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 16:26, archived)
*googles*
Didn’t even know that was a band
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 17:02, archived)